SHEPARD BREAKS FREE
A man I passed in the street stopped to peel his banana. As he tried to gobble it up, the whole thing slid out and fell to the ground. He was left holding the skin, distraught. Not one piece remained.
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BIG BAD SHEPARD’S BUGGY BUDDIES
I asked the missus for original Doritos (meaning cheese obviously). She came back with those crappy blue ‘Original’ flavour Doritos.
I hope she learned a valuable lesson.
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A BIG BRUTE DID IT AND RAN AWAY
The other day I passed a girl who had the same walk as me. I don’t have a weird walk it’s just that hers was the same. We exchanged odd looks.
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SHEPARD’S BIOTIC FART SPREE
After a dodgy Krogan curry, Shepard farts biotic evil demons from his ass. Kinda.
